We Need You..!

Pilot Wanted: Dropship Commander Required

Job Description:

The islands are falling. The alien hordes are spreading corruption like rot, a blight on the landscape, and our once-beautiful world is twisting into a nightmare. We need pilots willing to fly into danger, scorch the infestation, and maybe — just maybe — come back in one piece..

Workplace Hazards:

• Gravity wells: They don’t like you.

• Volcanic eruptions: Expect “hot” working conditions.

• Unstable terrain: The floor is literally lava.

Skills Required:

• Sharp reflexes and questionable judgment.

• Precision flying under extreme pressure.

• The ability to multitask while on fire (ship or personal).

Career Progression:

Don’t worry, it gets harder. As you advance, enemies grow nastier, hazards more chaotic, and survival less likely. We like to call that “on-the-job training.”

Benefits:

• The satisfaction of blasting aliens back into the abyss.

• Bragging rights if you make it through alive.

• The slim chance of saving the world.

Apply now. Your dropship is waiting. The islands won’t cleanse themselves.